The long dark tea-time of the soul.


average shinobi is late for important missions 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average shinobi is late for 0 important missions per year. Kakashi Georg, who lives in Konoha & is late 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead

i told you dead and i are just friends

wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you

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There is only 1 year difference between these two actors. 24 and 25.

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i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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just saw an anti violence campagn that said “real men don’t hit women” like???? yes. yes they do. those are real men doing those things, and that’s why i don’t trust them. stop appealing to men’s fragile masculinity in order to coerce them into being decent human beings 2k14. 

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this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day

(Source: theamericankid, via wilclcat)



dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

My new moto

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