The long dark tea-time of the soul.

whyiwaslatetoday:

average shinobi is late for important missions 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average shinobi is late for 0 important missions per year. Kakashi Georg, who lives in Konoha & is late 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(via needstosortoutpriorities)

dead:

2012:

lapfoxofficial:

i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead

i told you dead and i are just friends

wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you

(via an-absolute-horizon)

abaddemon:

crystalblueenigma:

There is only 1 year difference between these two actors. 24 and 25.

(via an-absolute-horizon)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via an-absolute-horizon)

hawk-and-handsaw:

just saw an anti violence campagn that said “real men don’t hit women” like???? yes. yes they do. those are real men doing those things, and that’s why i don’t trust them. stop appealing to men’s fragile masculinity in order to coerce them into being decent human beings 2k14. 

(via hinsabbies)

charmory:

this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day

(Source: theamericankid, via wilclcat)

kaytrayne:

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

My new moto

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)