The long dark tea-time of the soul.

I was watching the Avengers when...

mom: is it even legal to have six Marvel characters in the same film?
me: duh, it's in the Constitution
mom: lol, where does it say that?
me: FREEDOM TO ASSEMBLE

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via pemsylvania)

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

dualchainz:

THIS DOG

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

(via wilclcat)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via ruinedchildhood)

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via moriarty)

angeltohunter:

in the game of thrones you win or you die but mostly you just die

(Source: deanwinchestrer, via moriarty)